Sassy Black Ghost

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(Source: shitweed)

8,981 notes - 12 May, 2013

trillow:

hey mom my gang is coming over tonight can you prepare some fun snacks

94,504 notes - 12 May, 2013

butsrslytho:

My selfies are like sperm cells because out of every 300 million only one makes it

25,654 notes - 16 April, 2013

spiderlillian:

drama that i’m not involved in

86,206 notes - 2 March, 2013

veggieblt:

So I went to one of those places where they take your picture and photoshop it into a poster and I picked the Twilight poster. They asked if I wanted to be Edward. I said no.

drunk-roxy:

CLICKING “PUBLISH” INSTEAD OF “ANSWER PRIVATELY”

16,600 notes - 2 March, 2013

wheelcher2:

4chanqueen:

touch my boobs

hold on let me get my mom to sign this permission slip

(Source: dumbegg)

31,586 notes - 2 March, 2013

ethancraftmacaroniandcheese:

Perez Hilton adopted a kid

they gave Perez Hilton a kid

Perez Hilton is now the legal guardian of a kid

Perez Hilton is responsible for the life of a human being

(Source: sharonosbourne)

30,731 notes - 2 March, 2013

28,770 notes - 2 March, 2013